Little Pink Unicorn

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Here is the Book of the Little Pink Unicorn.

Chapter 1

1. There is a sparkly pink unicorn that is invisible and completely unable to be detected by anything natural because the little pink unicorn is metaphysical and outside of this realm and the little pink unicorn is the creator of all and the little pink unicorn is in charge.

2. In the beginning was the chaos.

3. The Little Pink Unicorn created an expanding infinite universe.

4. The Little Pink Unicorn watched stars emerge and galaxies formed.

5. The Little Pink Unicorn made home on the Earth.

6. The earth formed from the stellar cloud.

7. The Little Pink Unicorn said the earth was good.

8. The earth heated into molten rock.

9. The Little Pink Unicorn basked in the glow.

10. Though the Little Pink Unicorn was small, Her radiance was more brilliant than the stars.

Chapter 2

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1. On the third day there was a wedding on the French Riviera.

2. The Little Pink Unicorn also was invited to the wedding with her entourage.

3. When the wine ran out, the bride’s mother said to the Little Pink Unicorn, “They have run out of wine.”

4. The Little Pink Unicorn said, “Woman, the party must go on.”

5. Now there were six stone water jars there, each holding twenty or thirty gallons.

6. The Little Pink Unicorn said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water.”

7. And they filled them to the brim.

8. And the Little Pink Unicorn said to them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the feast.”

9. When the master of the feast tasted the water now become wine, and did not know where it came from (though the servants who had drawn the water knew), the master of the feast called the bridegroom

10. And said to him, “Everyone serves the good wine first, and when people have drunk freely, then the poor wine. But you have kept the good wine until now.”

11. The master of the feast tasted a glass from each of the six stone water jars.

12. The master of the feast praised the quality of the burgundy, cabernet sauvignon, champagne, chardonnay, barolo, and merlot.

13. The wedding party got drunk and the newlyweds had sex.

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